Oppo, I have a confession 

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony) 02/13/2017 at 22:58 • Filed to: None

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Sometimes, when the wife isn’t around, I eat cereal right out of the box, in bed.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:01

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No shame in that. I’m eating a pop tart trig hat now, cold, in bed crumbs in my belly button.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/13/2017 at 23:02

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Cold pop tarts are underrated. Except S’mores. If you don’t toast a S’mores, you are literally HondaBro.

wiffleballtony > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/13/2017 at 23:03

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What flavor? I like cinnamon. Or strawberry.

wiffleballtony > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/13/2017 at 23:04

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Let’s not say things we will regret later.

TheHondaBro > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:07

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That’s the American Dream™

404 - User No Longer Available > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:10

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facw > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:12

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I eat cereal right out of the box (mainly Special-K Red Berries). Don’t eat in bed though.

Scary__goongala! > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:12

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Handful of cereal in one hand, gallon of milk in the other.

fhrblig > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:14

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My partner does that whether I’m present or not.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/13/2017 at 23:22

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Counterpoint: S’mores Pop Tarts are also amazing frozen

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/13/2017 at 23:23

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Rule: if you toast them, you have to put ice cream on top.

avalonian > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:24

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Heathen

cbell04 > wiffleballtony 02/13/2017 at 23:24

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Eating in bed is banned in cbell04'S house. If my wife eats one pretzel in bed somehow the entire bed becomes so crumby it feels like a sandy beach in the sheets! Don’t even get me going on the kids.. Swear more ends up under the dinner table than in their mouth. I have however tried drinking in bed. Only problem is a beer only last so long so would need a mini fridge within reach to be at peak laziness.

wiffleballtony > 404 - User No Longer Available 02/13/2017 at 23:24

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Those flakes look gross

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 02/13/2017 at 23:26

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I thought it was eating papa murphy’s while nude in a sebring convertible.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/13/2017 at 23:30

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That as well.

smobgirl > wiffleballtony 02/14/2017 at 00:32

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That’s my breakfast every morning.

I’d say no wonder I’m single, but I’m supposed to be the one offended by this behavior.

*shrug*

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > wiffleballtony 02/14/2017 at 01:46

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Some Dunkn’ Donuts coffee thing.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > 404 - User No Longer Available 02/14/2017 at 07:08

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What are those? Spinach Flakes?

wiffleballtony > fhrblig 02/14/2017 at 08:38

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I hope you have to wear a poncho. Like it’s a splash zone.

wiffleballtony > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/14/2017 at 08:39

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I am not familiar with that, very interesting

wiffleballtony > smobgirl 02/14/2017 at 08:40

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It’s the 21st century anyone can eat breakfast how they like. That’s my view anyway.

wiffleballtony > cbell04 02/14/2017 at 08:42

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Who doesn’t like the beach?

wiffleballtony > avalonian 02/14/2017 at 08:43

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > wiffleballtony 02/14/2017 at 09:21

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Last night, with my wife around, I ate Fruity Pebbles out of a bowl with a spoon, in bed.

fhrblig > wiffleballtony 02/14/2017 at 09:47

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It’s more like this, but with cereal instead of cigarettes.